DROOL-WORTHY, NO BS COPY IS CALLING YOUR NAME
Because you’re done settling for ‘damn rents due’ clients who don’t actually get you
There’s no shame in saying you want more—more of the right clients, more clarity in your messaging, and more of that “hell yes” feeling when someone reads your website.
And, there’s no doubt you’re about to get exactly what you want—copy that makes dream clients hand over their card.
The A’s to your Q’s:
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Hell yes! If you need payment options, just let me know on our discovery call.
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As soon as possible, I book copywriting projects months in advance—so don’t wait around too long.
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If you're looking for a copywriting service that’s not on my services page, just choose ‘it’s something else’ on my inquiry form and tell me what you have in mind—like emails, blogs, or even a sales page.
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I know how it feels to be on the fence, especially when it comes to copywriting. That’s why I spend time really getting to know you (peeling back those layers—everything from your values to the things that are hard nos) by understanding what makes you different, identifying what your competitors are missing, and researching your dream clients like a nosy ass neighbor.
Together, we'll go over your brand questionnaire to make sure we're totally aligned so your copy won’t just make you say, 'damn, this girl gets me,' but it’ll make your dream clients know you're their only choice because you actually get them.
Sometimes you just aren’t there yet and that’s okay. In the meantime, learn as much as you can—for free 99 on the blog.
STILL IN THE ‘INQUIRE MAYBE’ STAGE
There’s nothing better than inviting me to your inbox.
No one wants to get more emails—unless there is something good in it for them. In your inbox, you’ll get copywriting tips, personal stories (some funny as hell), and exclusive offers just for subscribers. It’s as good as GOLD.
WEBSITE COPYWRITER, LOVER OF CARBS, COPY LASSOER
I’m Maria—
part sass, part strategy, and 100% obsessed with making sure your website makes dream clients say ‘this girl’s the shit’ so you don’t have to stress about getting noticed by the right people.