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Your inbox, my newsletter, every Thursday
These aren’t the average emails that pile up in your inbox, spamming the hell out of you, making you want to tell AOL to turn your email off (shoutout to Destiny’s Child). Every email is actually worth the read—expect copywriting tips and stories about me that are sometimes funny as hell, sometimes a little inappropriate, but always tied back to copywriting.
NEWSLETTERS. PEOPLE STILL READ THOSE?
HI, I’M MARIA—
Website Copywriter, Sass Queen, and girl who’ll actually make you enjoy reading newsletters—because they’re THAT good.
The TGIT newsletter is THE SHIT—I promise I wouldn’t say that if it weren’t true (that would be weird—bad weird, not good weird).
Like the time my mom called almost our entire fucking family to tell them “I had become a woman” like what the hell ma!
Or the time my card declined at Target (sooo fucking embarrassing).
And the time me and my sister cursed each other out on the beach over beach fleas (yes, beach fleas exist—clearly my sister didn’t give two fucks about em’).
So, yeah, all fun reads—all tied back to copywriting, of course.