Thank you so damn much for subscribing!

I don’t take it lightly that you’ve signed up to get my emails—so again, thank you!

And I know it seems like everyone says this, but I WILL NOT SPAM YOUR ASS. I only come to your house inbox once a week, on Thursdays, with one good tip.

I’ll be in your inbox soon because I have to welcome you to my list, obvi, BUT after that I’ll only stop by once a week, promise.